So this one Deadpool motherfucker said who picked a hoverboard over a car I'd agree But as a poor fucking student you got to decide oh shit I can have a car but that's you gonna cause gas and I got no gas money me, but a hoverboard I can ride anywhere, you feel me?

Why would you ask a stupid question, like, who would think I'd have a boy over a corn? That's crazy. That's very crazy, never did.

Some of y'all ****** say cars, but I say hoverboards think about it Them ****** can fly if you just get the hang of it, then you can just like skip traffic Get to where you need to go more faster Like it like it's a W. So I say hoverboard

Cars. And, well, it depends on what type of hoverboard, really. Like, the one with the wheels? Fuck no. The one that actually fuckin' hovers? Then yes. But otherwise, I don't have to go car, because then I can carpool and get fuckin' money. I can get a job. I can get bank, finally.

Um, cars or hoverboards? Um, car, cause me, I could easily, that thing could easily flip over and if I'm at like a high altitude, bro, I'm falling off that jump.

car like who the fuck wants a hoverboard you can't even get that shit on gravel without having rocks getting stuck in its tires and making some weird ass squeaky noise like a goddamn dying cat

But that's like asking if I'd rather whip a trackhawk or surf in the ocean like nah nah I need a trackhawk I need a SRT matter of fact I need a Hellcat Demon like I'm trying to be speedin cars all the way