The best place to party at July 4th. Fuck it. Anywhere, bro. I live in the buttfuckin' nowhere and I'd like to admit that all you need is a lot of wood, a giant fucking box of fireworks, a nice pack of any kind of alcohol, and some lawn chairs. And you've got yourself a redneck party right there, I'm just sayin'. Shit. Oh yeah, and a lot of cans of hairspray or anything I can make flying throws out of.