Hear me out Christmas starts on November 1 I won't let anyone tell me different but tell me different if you disagree

I feel like it's never too early because the temperatures have dropped now like as soon as it starts getting dark outside early I feel like the decorations have to go up and the Christmas music has to be on

I feel like Mariah Carey is maybe you're like alter ego

I'm rolling I've been eating mince pies now for probably about seven weeks I'm up for it

Never never never never.