I'm going to the past and as soon as I'm there I'm going over to London and I'm being the shit out of the British King or Queen at the time. I just don't like British people so that's why I'm going to the past.
It's because of the colonization by the British Empire. They colonized so many countries in almost every continent, like America in general, Africa, Asia, and Australia, and the consequences were all cruel.
Yo, I feel bad for you when I pick the future because when you go to the future, you're going to be like, damn, it's going to be a fucking barren wasteland because humanity is going to fucking stink itself.
I think I go to the past when I was like five because now that I'm almost 22 if I have to pay rent one more time I'm gonna like drink kerosene and so I'd like to go catch butterflies again as a little kid.