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You look like a beer furry. And that hair is horrendous. I wouldn't go out in public with my hair looking like that, actually. But I really hope you can help, because you need it.
You're right, my hair is incredible. I don't give a fuck what people say. I had just gotten off a shift from work, so it was kinda fucky. But you're right, my nose is ass. I got that Italian- I got them Italian jeans on, god. That shit is annoying. Yup.
Now I don't even think it's your nose completely. I think it's just like the angle from the picture. It's making it look bigger than it seems. Like, you feel me? Like, it is really not.
I'm sorry I had to do you like that. I'll give you a one. But hey hey hey. It's just probably because you're not my type. So you know what I'm saying? There's other people out there for you. They're searching.
Oh, okay, she said that. Then damn, you ugly as fuck! God damn! Shit, god damn! The eyebrows don't even, they're not even working. And did you dye your hair? Like, why would you dye your hair? That's not a good look. Like, whoop whoop.
Dye it black. Right the second. I don't understand. How could you have different colored eyebrows than your hair? Or your hair different than your eyebrows? Just... Brrrr.