I always carry a bottle of hot sauce just in case.

One time I was riding the bus and the bus driver's kids kept messing with me and my friend and they were like scratching us and stuff and so when I got off the bus, she was like, bye, have a nice day and I go, you need to watch your kids, like I didn't even mean to say it, like it just came up and she goes, what did you just say? and I was like, you need to watch your kids because they kept scratching us and shit and she was like, you need to go home and she followed me from like the bus stop to my house on the fucking bus.

Okay so basically I met this girl and she got pregnant by her uncle and she had a miscarriage and that's basically all I know I'm kind of boring but yeah

OK so I'll go are used to like grout my nails and sharpen them just in case I want to attack somebody randomly or if they try to attack me first I don't know why but anyway we're playing that one game where you slap each other I don't know and I am I accidentally make broke someone's nose and then I scratched inside of their eye but I was actually really happy about it because that person was so annoying and they smelled they smelled like the worst thing you could imagine

OK slick a while ago everybody in the school they got all gotten and like wrote this a long list talking in detail about all the girls at my school and reading them and s**t anyway it got out and for like five weeks or like a month how long that is it was an all girls school and it was actually so funny and anyway I never got to read the list and I'm sad

So this girl, distant friend of mine, cheated on my cousin, her name's like Lil N, Lil Nye or whatever, and she cheated on my cousin, she cheated on my cousins, all of them, like she cheated on my cousin, with like the people in her friend group, like all, like the whole, she dated the whole GC at one point, and um, played all of them, so now she has no friends, and she keeps reaching out to like distant family members and stuff, just to like make conversation, which is so wack, like, that stupid ass bitch, like,

I've had so much drama recently okay so um I've introduced my third like two of my friends to this guy I was talking to and one of them was flirting with him like hella like and I like talked to my other friend about it and I called her a pick me and everything and she told my other friend like she told the girl that and then like everything I said and I was like going off on this girl and like she told her everything I said