This one time when I was in kindergarten, I got Child Protective Services called in my father, but we don't talk about that.

Well, so it was his one thing in life, he was so fat, he smelled like human shit, he was ginger, he looked really really weird, and that's not even a respect, he would go around harassing women sexually, and he tried to harass me, he texted me about something, and I was like, hey, bro chill, he was like, no, and he called me a ho, and I'm like, what? And then so I reported him to the principal and I got his ass expelled, because he kept harassing women guys.

So basically we was in the screw pet and whatever and we were laying in here and then they're gonna wait until the fucking last minute to talk about our fucking avatars and shit. Bitch I don't give a fuck what you say about my fucking avatar. My avatar is how it is and it will stay how it is. Bitch. And come from an avatar one more fucking time and I will be your mom's fucking ass. And basically they were like talking about you don't hold any shit on you. I hold shit on me. I got, come to my house bitch you're getting shot. Ha ha, try me.

My eggs broke out with me the data pedophile.

I have none another Messi born or what is my bro I've I've never been like extremely dramatic I guess I don't have any problems in my friend group but we all in harmony we chilling week week week: bro but my female friends and have a hand Jesus they are dramatic bro what the heck it's kind of funny just watching hello And they just want to Harley like directly lies in the way to getting to be spread it is hilarious

Oh my god, okay, so this was a couple months ago. I opened, I was talking to a guy, right? He got a message. He told me to open it. I'm like, okay, give me his password. I hope on the phone, the first thing I see is a video of my best friend giving him head.