Why the fuck do you look like a snapping turtle? What the fuck is going on? Your neck looks like a fucking sloppy joe. Holy fuck, you look like melted ice cream. Put them big balls down and stay true to yourself with your tiny ass nutsack.

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Yo, they kinda look like your moms yesterday, I'm not even gonna lie. I guess it runs in the family.

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You should take those one of the balls and like fill it up a lot and then throw it to the ground and make an explosion sound. You do not have to do that, do not feel forced to, but why not? It's summertime.

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