Guys back off back off they said if you'd like it you should have put a ring on it, and I'm sorry, but I'm wife in a row So, kick rocks.

Alright, babe. Give me like two minutes, I gotcha.

Are you history no you're not because this is a passing you're my future

Oh my gosh, you are drop dead gorgeous, you can just come here, just come here, come here, I can treat you right, I can spoil you, but what you want some um, I can give you anything in the world, you want some jewelry, got you, you want some snacks, I got you, like you know, like, just come, you are so pretty, ahhhhhh

Okay, fuck these stupid ass pick-up lines. Out of curiosity, do you happen to like, uh, 5'11 football player, uh, dry-haired melanin kings? I'm asking for a friend.

That last picture, bro? That shit fucked you up. Why you- why you- why you acting like you got a whole dumpy back there when all you got is a goddamn 2x4, *****?

I gotta I got some words for you Are you paper cuz you're flat as shit. Oh my god, bro. I had to say it

Man, what the hell is this dirty ass shit? Talk about some raise me up. Fuck that shit, I don't raise up, I fucking hate. Like, fuck your phone, I don't feel like I fall down the stairs, I don't feel like I gain weight and become obese, you fucking ****. Swear to God, fuck your necklace, fuck your hair, fuck your cranium, you can't hide that shit behind your phone. God damn, fuck those bracelets, I don't feel like I get robbed for that shit. I don't feel like you go outside and you slip and fall on a fucking banana peel. I don't feel like I get beaten with a belt for stealing at the store, homeless ass fucker. Like, this shit not it. But you can call me 8 out of 10.