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Come on, folks, find a new fuckin' place to take pictures at, cause that restroom, bathroom, changing room, whatever the fuck that shit is, they're not a good look, brody. I'm telling you, shorty, that shit making you look like paper. Like stop it bro.

Blud tryna manspread like his mom don't spread her legs wider for everyone else in that gym

HONEY WHY YOUR LEGS OPEN LIKE THIS HONEY LOOK LIKE YOU WANT SOMETHING ON YOUR EARS HONEY DINO MUSCLE THEY HELP YOU TO FART ALSO HONEY YOUR BIGGEST SUCKY HEAD DON'T FIT IN THE HUT YES HONEY YOUR FUCKING THIGHS BIGGER THAN THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSE HONEY WOULD YOU GO IN THERE

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All I got to say is you find a spot.

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It's my time guys look at those pasty ass legs broski. Your phone look like an android, you know It's an android just cuz of the way that it is look at that fucking camera quality shitty as hell can't even afford a good Ass phone hat look like it's halfway off your fucking face your head so damn big but ain't got nothing in it The fuck goddamn necklace probably made at a fucking damn ain't got nothing on it. Shit. Your dick is so small. You can't even see it Your shorts look like you're wearing booty shorts cuz you're so damn feminine ain't got not a damn dominant bone in your body probably get pain

Bruh, what the fuck? You ain't, you ain't muscular, you're just a fat ass! Get your type 3 diabetes looking ass bitch ass outta here you fucking bitch!