What's up stereo give me your best impression of a customer service rep from New York number here at the grumpy in the building

How the fuck can I help you? Because if you're not from New York, I actually don't want to fucking help you at all. In fact, if you're from Long Island, you may as well hang the fuck up right now. And if you're getting that chopped cheese from fucking Manhattan, kill yourself. I don't got time. And I actually don't want to help none of you bitches, because I'm better than all you bitches, because I'm from fucking New York. I'm better than you, your uncle, your daddy, and your mother. And if you give me problems, I'll report you. Yeah, it's the fucking customer. Yeah, I'll get you one hot water, bitch. Try again.

Ayo, Ayo, Ayo, how can I help you? You got me on the line, you need some customer service, I got the time son, what it is? You know what I'm talking about? Oh, you're shit off? Shit, let me look that up. Shit, you gotta pay your bills son, you gotta pay, I shat it, that's not what the computer saying, you gotta pay your bill, word, BM, son. Yo, oh you need a manager *****? I am the manager B. I am the manager.

Hello yeah it is bodega gave me a job teaser no seasoning Wildside this ass entire first one

You need car insurance so you can get in the car today. Hey, watch where I'm going. Hey, watch where you're walking now. Oh, sorry. I had to tell them to get their ass up out of my way.

Yo, this T-Money, how may I help you? Ayo, where to my Tim's? You ain't gonna talk to me like that. I'm not your son or anything. Nah, I'm a respectable man. Where to my dad's? I will fuck you up if I have to. I don't give a fuck about this job. I make $20 a day. Fuck this shit. I really don't give a fuck. I'm doing this because I got bills to pay, my *****. I don't give a fuck.

Thought I was funny you

Word to your mother?

C B O O M

Hey, I'm walking in. That'll be back to you in a bit.

Ayo, hello, who dis? Who dis? Who callin' me? Oh, yo, you're a goddamn customer, alright. What you want? A Mac and a good cheese? Alright, bro, it's gonna be $12.50, but you callin' me at the wrong time, I don't care. I'll be up to $20, fuck*****. Heh. You ain't gettin' my money, you ain't gettin' shit. Fuck outta here, dumbass *****. You listen to my goddamn, tell me what's some dumb shit, fuck.