She was a fairy.

If my kid looks like this, I don't know what I'mma do, but that bitch look like the damn tooth fairy on crack. I swear to god, if I find this in my closet or under my bed tonight, Rest in Peace sold you to me because what the hell is that thing looking like Dwayne Johnson's big toe? What the fuck?

Stop the freaking cat. I know you lying. I know Dan weather too fair ain't that ugly. Isn't it way? My ***** look like an old man that went to New York. Talk about you would take the top cheese. Please.

See, cause you know what? I thought my uncle was dead, but you just put up a picture. Remember? I'm gonna like, communicate with him in some type of way because... Why is he a fairy? I thought he was dead.

Okay, so if you're the tooth fairy then, where's my money at? Cause I remember when I was five years old, I lost a tooth and then I never got money under my pillow. Like, did you shove it up your ass or something? Cause I really needed that money at that time, but you know what? It's okay, but I'm still not letting you side till this day.

Girl you on crack?..

But OMG, how did you get that picture on my dad?...

All it goes, I'm gonna go back on my I love you mمыurry wonder you

He once was a fairy.

Pre- lightning bait.