Yearrr
Man, i got a story to tell (this a good one)
I was just minding my business, jelly fishing
There was this bully, right, didnāt even seem like the bully type
Walked right up to me and told me, āyou look like a cookie ****ā
I said āyou could be right,ā but me, iām not that lookie type
So i walked away and then he hit me with a cooking knife
He said, ādid i tell you you could walk away sponge?ā
I responded ānoā
And then he hit me with an eight punch
All up in my face ay (i beat him up)