You put that dog a thing, I don't know what you put it through and I don't want to know what you put it through, but you need to get him some help.

It's a puppy! Why look like it on crack? That's what my mom would be looking like when she'd be high off crack or meth. Like she would be free now. But it's cute! And I give you an 8 out of 10 because I fuck with drugs like that, you know? But... Bye bye.塊 emoji. minimal

I don't fucking know how to get on the stepway bro, what's up, fuck?

Um, you little puppy dog, it's very cute, but what the fuck happened to its other eye? No, fuck that! What happened to both eyes? But one just looks more fucked up than the other. It looks traumatized, it looks like... Look, I'm not gonna watch the fucking dog, but it's cute. It's very cute, like, I don't know. I think I need to go to the vet.

Your dog is cute, but like, um... What a fart is that dog so fucking skinny? Get some fucking meat on that goddamn dog!