This guy's going crazy, though.

Damn bro, you're majestical.

You resemble the song Careless Whisper.

Bro low-key fine as hell but at the same time definitely looks like you've done a bit of nose drugs in your life story same

SMEEEATHERS

Eyebrow, mustache, copy, paste.

Bro, ew, what the actual fuck is that?

There's a turd lying beneath your nose.