My favorite Halloween memory was when my dad celebrated my birthday because I'm born on October 31st. So, like, we were celebrating. Him and his friends got so drunk that his friends had to help us bring him into my mom's room. And he passed out on the floor. And he didn't wake up till 1 just to get back on the bed because I heard him, like, plop on the bed. And that was just the fucking funniest ever.