I know you'll be funny on this app so give me the best roasts you got

All right I'm waiting in the country so I don't know how is it going to go on there to get a roast in but you look like me a pick me girl try to do a TikTok and post it on their Instagram and say do I look cute in this picture right my picture one through 10

Shit, that last picture really got me. I heard looking like Steve Biddy Universe looking like Nick A30 Looking like two crystal wrappers You look like a dusting that shit like family. I think I heard it looking like a rusty ass mat.

I'm supposed to roast you, you're in the fucking cold. Motherfuck you be like the string cheese mascot from like Walgreens or some shit. Not Walgreens, but that one string cheese motherfucker with the bikini on.

What use would a beanie have, like one of them fucking winterized beanie's have, in the water? Is what I wanna know. It looked an-it looked an like the whole- Bye bye.