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Welcome to Luzar us would you be looking for oil or water-based lube today sir
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Man, I can't lie, bro. You sound like this was like a professional, professional. Like, I almost thought that there was an ad on here. Like, I was like, wait a minute. And I'm on the same fucking station.
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Bro, I don't know if you recorded that off or something, but that was actually really good.
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No, that was my voice 100% man. I do appreciate it though.
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Hello my name is MrSding and I am calling from Tech India. I've heard that you've got a problem with your bank account so you're gonna have to need to give me your ID and your bank account details. And also the expiration date on your credit card. Thank you.
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Okay, this is a good one. You got it, you got it, cousin.
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Every time I hear it I don't know why deleted my response I accidentally deleted it but this is Cellarius
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Thanks for calling Blah Blah Media, where we give you new faces and you give us all your money. Please do call 1-800-GIVEMEANewFuckingFace and we will you ugly bitch.
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And I just realized that you might think that was for you Dreamy, but it wasn't. It was just in general. I was just being funny. Love, love.
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I like this a lot.
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I know that's not for me. Oh, you're so funny.
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Imagine if it was a real number how much people would be calling for new faces. A lot of ugly bitches.
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So I guess it's good that she put the number there.
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Here at We Fix Ugly Bitches, we're glad you liked it. Please divert your call to 1-900-I'm-A-Bad-Bitch-and-A-Gorgeous-Gorgeous-Woman.
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Wow, that was good, that was good. I was really convinced.
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How can I help you? Hello sir, how do I get to the fifth floor? Take the elevator to the fifth floor, facts behind it.
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His name is mysterious Nick. Okay, okay, okay.
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Thank you for calling Bank of America. This is Shanna. How may I make your day better? I'm sorry. I can't do that. However what I can do Oh, that doesn't account work for you. You know, I have this other account that works way better.
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Nah, you got it, you tough, you got it.
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Hello, thank you for calling Wells Fargo. I hope you're having an amazing day. How can I help you?
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Hello, this is Dreamy calling from the Love Shop to confirm that your order of a dildo should be arriving by next Monday. We hope you enjoy your new toy and don't forget to leave a review on our site. Take care, good day!
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Hi Dreamy, looks like your dildo has been delivered and hidden unexpected. So, do you like that? Do you like it?
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Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? That's my best customer service voice because whenever I get on customer service they swear they can't hear me after you've been sitting on hold for 20 minutes. Like hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Yes I can. Answer me.
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Yo that's so accurate
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Welcome to In-N-Out Burger, may I take your order please?
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Yes what favour fries do you have like on if I do you like strawberry chocolate vanilla did even it off or do you have a do you have an actually oh I love it notifies who yeah
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Hello? Yeah, how you doing miss? Like, you good? I was just wondering if you wanted to make a purchase and shit like that. Cause like, you know, like we are, we have a sale and shit.
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We love a hood customer service.
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