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Alright, alright, alright. What would you rather do? Have fruit gushers for lunch or snack pack for lunch? Let me know.
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Gushers, them drums like, I don't know. I just like the feeling of like when I take a nice little bite, all this like sticky liquid just like bursts in my mouth, bro. It's just such an immaculate feeling.
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Alright Dante, alright I see you with the synonyms. You don't need a thesaurus. You got it on lock. You got a word of the day calendar. I appreciate it.
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No, we on the scene, Peth ain't gonna lie.
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You buy gushers my Nager
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A sticky substance? A sticky substance.
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Yeah, I ain't stuttered. Sticky substance. Best part about it.
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What's wrong with gushers?
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But low-key, uh, gushes, they go to this fuck.
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Man, I love it when I stick these little colorful balls in my mouth and I swirl them around with my tongue and then they just gush all over my mouth and that sticky substance gets all over my teeth. I'll lick it off.
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Facts bruh.
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Bro, what do you mean by that?
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Hell yeah, this is a great response because you're actually calling out that Fruit Gushers were a mid to top tier snack in 2007, but now they are trash.
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I'm not gonna lie son, you kinda sound like a robot. Go ahead and hop off the zap for me bud.
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Shut up, Griffin! Nobody cares about your opinion! You're BUMMY!
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Did your mama not tell you to cuss or something like that? Like what the actual is.
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Thanks for watching!
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According to my calculations your food in the fucking booty
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Oh my gosh bro, you're like so funny
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mmm
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Yee-haw! Yee-haw!
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Ok, good-bye.
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Fruit gushers.
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Oh, nothing, just fruit gushers? Honestly, L response, major lame. Go ahead and get off this app for me, bud.
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This is Monster's fucking ass. Ass.
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L-Wheel Spots, L-Women, L-Women Selfridge, L-Wheel of the Bards.
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Oh yeah, I was tasting!
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Dude, shut the fuck up. No one cares.
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I'm right on the parkway. Oh my god, now I'm just like a bus driver on a drive. Abby's always yelling at the bus driver because she thinks that he doesn't know where he's going. But I know he is, because we always get there. On the parkway, went in a straight shot.
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ANALOG I love you.
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My nigga. Fruit Gushers! You can't be serious right now. Literally, Fruit Gushers is one snack that come with like five mini Gushers in there. N***a, a snack package a whole pudding. That's a whole meal.
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Cashews I'm gonna bust some customers I have so much food cause she's in my motherfucking system I could drink cost in Boston tea but I'm blessed motherfucking gushers
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I'm an old woman at the pit of my soul. I want to say gushers, but I love soups and puddings and little treats like that that are kind of like soft on the body. So I want to say snack pack all the way.
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Monica out here stealing gushers from all the senior citizen homes because she doesn't want any old people to not have that warm, soft feeling on their foods.
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Monica look, it's only compared to this.
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Bro that shit's so funny I'm gonna let you dip
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Yeah, so if you old like you say you are you gonna want that snack pack because the gushers are gonna get stuck in your dentures Them shits is hard to get out.
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HAHAHAHA! Nigga, you trippin', son. HAHAHAHA! You might be right though.
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Bro if you're no women go do something bro why you in the zap?
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I don't know man. I don't think she wants your number, bro.
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We ain't say nothin' about no soup.
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Gosh, yours for sure.
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How to reconsider so many times. Snack pack is a whole pudding. When I eat that pudding, I throw that out immediately. Immediately I'm gonna agree with you because gushers is kind of meh, but if you guys in water is good
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Love gushers.
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Sarah, I have yet to find a response by you that's more than 15 words. I appreciate your... brevity. You get straight to the point all the time.
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Bro, you trippin' hard. In a world where women just talk way too goddamn much, I appreciate her keeping it down to a minimal.
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I would definitely be choosing fruit gushers.
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Damn mama hit me up