What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew Boy Scouts come home from camp

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? because he forgot to wear his seat belt.

What's the difference between suicide and mentally suicide? Nothing they both suicide

What do you call a cancer child? about a late abortion.

I wish the grass in my backyard was Emo because then it would cut itself

What's the difference between a homeless kid and a child the child knows his way back home