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Alright, this question is for my ladies. Would you date someone shorter than you? Better yet, would you date someone shorter than you for the long haul? Maybe even a marriage. I'm interested to know.
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I hope everyone that says no, you die alone with cats, because this is just a stupid conversation, bro.
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You sound like Tootie from Gorillaz if he was an incel.
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So I fucking love cats. I would kill my boyfriend for my cats.
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Yeah, I agree.
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You sound like the type of dude who shoots a woman for rejecting you.
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Not cats. Oh, damn.
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You know what, yeah? I don't even get rejected so... No one's gonna die, you feel me? But if you reject me, it's so kosher, I'll still let you know you beautiful and keep it pushing, you feel me?
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I'm the tallest man in the world so No problem over here dog.
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It's this British ***** again. No, but it's actually completely valid to not want to date someone shorter than you because it's the same way like you might you probably don't are attracted to like obese women, you know? what's the difference, you know?
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Not gonna lie I was agreeing and he said something about killing a whole ass he went over something stupid ass cats are not going to cats only when I good anyway but they're fucking 99% of them are fucking assholes bro
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I would because this boy I'm talking to he's kind of short you know but he's so sweet and he gives the best kisses so y'all trippin
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Finally someone who isn't a dumb bitch.
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Bro I see you going off in these comments bro that shit's fucking hilarious
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Hey, you know me. And I'm not even short. Not a sword. But I still gotta fight for the short king cause I'm just real like that, bro. Like, fuck is he talking? He tripping, I smack the shit out of one of these bitches, bro. Like, bro, come on, bro.
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Bitch, stop your lying.
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I'm not a short king, but CC got the best answer of all time. All time.
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Bro, where did that come from? Oh my gosh.
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Me I'm like 636 foot for sure he's taller than me Amazon comfortable Valley light but you gotta be you gotta be like at seven for the help me I'll be on my garage not a shit like that's a huge bitch
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shit bro i'm right at six feet and shit man i love some tall women Man you crazy, bro. You don't like them Amazons man. Give me death by snusnu
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Card so I know what I'm doing here I'm only 13 but I'm like 61 almost 62162 shit I need to undergo it's at least 844 just so you know yeah I like Adamy mom you don't say
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8 foot for yo she gonna sit there and try to kiss you and break a fucking knee bro what is the totally you get the more fragile your bones is
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So I like me a little number Lowe's should take your mommy your day going to say finger Lickin not eat you eat them witches rather you do the same as there is a big your dick
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She was asking the girls, but okay.
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Hey it's open for whoever the comment if they want to reply so
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And on top of that, if I have an opinion, I can state it. Especially if I feel like the person looked too much like a guy and they're going into a female's bathroom. I have all the right to see whatever I want to see.
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Thanks for being us up because I got a I gotta tell you right average condition called them LRP five like abundance where my bone like density is eight times stronger than yours it for the average human you know just assuming
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Also I feel like this is my girls how many I feel like she would have like your van is of like if you ever got into a fight you a beat the shit out of you know she got that reads you know what I mean like no I can't be getting Chris Brown very sneaky
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My boy say my boy say 13 years old almost 62. I bet your ass is uncoordinated than a motherfucker. Just be walking around the house knocking shit down, running up and down on court but don't really go that fast. Your motor skills ain't kicked in yet bro.
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Damn bro.
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See you later.
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Fuck no. Why don't you listen to the other sounds that are actually down here by the women.
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Shut up.
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Keep scrolling because I'm right. Free fucking country. I ain't shutting shit.
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I'm literally better at wordscapes than you so like shut the fuck up dude
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He has the sounds in those... He has the wordscape sound in his background too.
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What if I... What if I told you that the reason you got rejected may not be because you're short, but because you're ugly?
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Okay, that's nice. You think I'm ugly. Okay, that's fine. I don't think I am. Your words don't matter to me. That hurt me. I'm fine.
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Bro, do you even know how goofy you sound right now?
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I'm just here to look at these answers cuz boy oh boy
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Coming from a short teen a dick like dumb what was about to say oh yeah so basically the story on my teacher Mr. Oxley he walked in a strip club full of Siberian but booty ass naked monkeys fuck me write me ass I didn't cut my dick off a swatter rel like Jeffy Jeff
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Absolutely.
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If he's like an inch shorter then that's it but more than that no.
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That is so incredibly shallow. Did you even comprehend the words that just came out of your mouth?
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That's some true shit right there.
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Completely unrelated, but I saw a TikTok where this guy was like telling his son that he's sorry He's 5 foot 11 because he's 6 foot 3 and his wife is like 5 foot or like 4 foot 11 That's why he can't grow any taller past 5'11
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Look, I love my short kings, but absolutely not. I'm sorry. I'm 5'6". It's not like I'm 6''. There's a lot of guys that are taller than me. The taller the better. That's just my personal preference. No hate to the short king.
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Man, shut your ass up.
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Don't nobody give a fuck about your damn opinion, bitch.
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Coming from a short team himself see our C short kings a dicks or one. Five times bigger than old average human so you just based on judge based off that information
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Yeah, I didn't realize women were so vain, vain, vain. I want to turn to the bottle now.
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well where have you been my guy you have to be six feet bro and honestly is going up they said it was 6'3 now bro
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Actually, us caring about your height is so much easier on you than you guys caring about our weight is on us.
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Because once you pass the initial test, that's it. It's not like there's an expectation for you to change your height. Whereas we have to actively maintain our weight forever. Cause y'all be getting passive aggressive when we gain five pounds.
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Mind you, this is while y'all be looking nine months pregnant with Quince.
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Slitchy tummy and shit let's fall out y'all be having some nerve also y'all got the highest standards and gonna sit up there and complain about superficiality of women y'all.
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Okay.
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I think it's just equal equal. Everyone rejects everybody, even if they're tall or weight, even if it's a boy or a girl.
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Just lose the weight. It's not that hard. Just lose the weight.
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What a brilliant idea! I'm sure no woman's ever thought of it or tried that before. Heavenly Father, thank you for giving us this genius on the map who's telling us stuff that we never want to ever thought of before.
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Are you having sex on stereo, bro? What the fuck?
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