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All right even when you're home alone with no one there do you still locked the door to the bathroom will you go take a shower I'll go use the bathroom
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No I let my balls hit the air as hard as possible as of late this year breeze old me everybody to be in the room where you buy can call me sound KIM if I can close down shower curtain Angelo massive fucking lose man I will be there my dick out
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Oh dude, I love that!
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Okay, interesting. So I see here particular I can believe that scientifically we can see that the mathematical science reports are.
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Bro, who sounds like dad like, come on now. I'm not gonna do that anymore.
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Hehehehe, dude I love that. Hehehehe.
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Let's be honest, Shorty. No one gets a flying fuck we get to say.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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Hang on.
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Real ****** shit on God
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yes I still lock the door because what if someone breaks in like I need time to try to prepare myself to find something to protect myself with like some tweezers or something like I don't know eyelash scissors something
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No are you going to take us there were no toys are you get a 2 Bros mama sharpener to virtual babe
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I mean, I was gonna say break the whole toilet seat and just hold it, wait until they break into the bathroom and just hit them with it, but I think I came up with something. Run your water to hot, hot water and then spray them.
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Oh yeah, it's a pretty valid point, but to be honest, I ain't scared of no robberies because at all times you just gotta say, I got it on me, and if you got it on you, then you straight.
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Okay, you claim you're not scared of robbers, but you might see one that you might be scared of. You might think you're not scared of robbers, but you ever see every robber who was there.
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Every robber in my neighborhood is either gonna be skinny and white or skinny and light skin. They're the only robbers in my neighborhood.
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And then again, like I say, if I got it all be then nothing can happen. Just go grrrrrrrr bao
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I'm a straight dude and I hope if someone breaks into my house from getting a shower they just come in there and just fuck the shit out of me Knigge like fucking guy with a big ass fucking **** down my throat Knigge like fuck me so fucking hard Nicollet please
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I'm not even fucking gay, but this shit is straight fucking facts, bro Like if somebody is actually trying to rob me, right and I'm just in the shower You don't have to picture this but if you can't great I'm fucking busting a nut all over them and then you know
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Yeah, because I don't like, I don't want ghosts to watch with......like, showering.
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Bruh, you know what man, I feel you on that ghost shit man. I don't believe in ghosts, but I'm definitely scared of them.
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Don't worry about the ghosts because you know damn well that I be down there
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First y'all acting like the ghosts not gonna go through the door the wall and then let's not talk how uh Uh, did she not just say she was going to be there? Let's check that. That was weird.
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I am definitely gonna be there and you're gonna be there too, so don't play with me.
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What do you mean by that I'm definitely not gonna be there
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You're invited so yes you are. I invited you.
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I'm still waiting you like stood me up.
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Why didn't you say nothing that was my fault, but I'm still here so you would have popped the fuck out
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I don't know bro, even if it's home alone, yeah, I'm gonna like that door, bro. There's a booty hole tickling demon I'm not trying to you know, I don't know I don't know if he gonna you know Take a look took him my booty till I died or something like that, right? I don't
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Yeah I did it because it's like it's just a habit like no I grew up in a house full of women so like even when I'm home alone I still close the door to the bathroom people rely on that's crazy why are you doing that are you still do that so yeah I mean that's just what up
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No, I don't like the bathroom door, even when I'm not alone. I think I like to leave the door open because we have a bit of mold at the moment, so we need to make sure the room's ventilated.
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Let me come over to your house.
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I got your address. I'm finna see you at 5pm at Friday. So, you freaky shaw, I'm following you. We get down in there, you feel me? No one gonna know. It's gonna be your first time you're not
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Now I leave the door open so everybody can see me butt booty naked even if I'm not home alone
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My bathroom man got doors... or walls.
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Do you put on an oven?
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No, if I'm home alone, I don't lock the bathroom door. I just leave it open because, yeah, nobody's here.
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Shit, well I still do. I don't know, I don't want the dog coming there looking at me while I'm sitting on the toilet or When I get out the shower that son of a bitch right there. No, I'm good. I don't know why it is I just steal out the doors.
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I mean, if you have a pet that's understandable, my mom's dog has a bad habit of licking her legs when she gets out the shower, but I don't have any pets, so yeah, I don't have to worry about that.
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Well, I lied I do have a pet but she's not interested in coming to the bathroom when I'm there I just did it so I would sound fucking crazy. But yeah, I still have to lock my damn doors now that's that's being too vulnerable for me
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I mean, even if you were locked in your bathroom and somebody came in, then you're just gonna be stuck in your bathroom. So does it matter? At least if it was open, you could probably escape.
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Yeah you're right but hell if I'm not there for like dinner I will put my boxes on I will have to get my facts about it but ass naked
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