Aloha Tammy, this is Mikey calling from Kemos, Maui. Just calling to see if you'd like to confirm your reservation for today at 7 o'clock. Whenever you can, please give us a call back at 808-555-5555. We hope to see you then. Mahalo.

Hello, hi, I'm Ruby from Venice Vision the Optical Shop. I'd like to inform you that your spectacles are ready for collection. You may drop by whenever you're free, so see you then, bye bye.

Hi, this is Ethan with Holiday Inn Express. I was just calling to try to confirm your reservation and sort out a few details that I'm missing here. If you could give me a call back at 321-555-5555.

Hi, this is Christina calling from the made-up doctor's office. I was calling to confirm your appointment for Monday at 4 o'clock with Dr. John Doe. If you could please return a call at our office at 000-123-456. Thank you.

Hi, welcome to Rituals, can I help you?

Hi, this is David calling from the bank. Please get back to us on this number to discuss your credit card. I'm quitting this job. I fucking hate customer service. Fuck this.