So I broke up with him because he wouldn't let me hold his dick while he peed and I just feel like my soulmate would let me hold their dick while they pee. I think I was in the wrong.

Nah, you was in the wrong. That's normal. You know what I'm saying? That's normal. So yeah, you just have to break up with him. His usual being weird

Yeah you good you good I don't even overthink that shit he's Trippin

Fuck yeah *****.

I'm sorry, but I just want to say we've got to be friends. Like, it's already determined that we're still mates. As friends, so, yeah, we're friends now.

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