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Imagine you're shopping for groceries and there is a 6 foot no 7 foot tall gorilla Standing behind you You know what grillers OK well if You can do anything What are you doing in the moment What can you do
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Hey man, how do you wake up and come up with these scenarios?
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I think this scenario is crazy. Just wait until you meet my other scenarios.
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I'm throwing it back. I'm throwing it back. I choose it every time. You could run this scenario by me a hundred times. I'm throwing it back every each and every fucking time.
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What Who has brought you to this this decision
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Well, I wasn't expecting that question.
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You just gotta ask the questions that some don't want to ask, you know?
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Well, it was a question. Are you going to give an answer or are you just going to give another irrelevant statement.
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Your intellect sounds like it's at this question's level. Why don't you answer it?
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And you sound like someone's Mormon-ass cousin bitch. And I mean I did answer the question. You never did. That's why I said it.
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I am going to attempt to make peace with the seven foot tall gorilla. I'm gonna like, I'm gonna give him some of the food that I'm buying. I'm gonna take him on a little tour. I'm gonna become his friend and I'm gonna gain his gorilla wisdom.
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In your pocket this ever happened with the MO I am 100% convinced that he will survive
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I'm gonna dab up the gorilla.
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Walk down the aisle very quietly Until I can see something that I could throw on the floor and make it fall and slip and I'll book it.
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Bro, what kind of ques- I'm going home, bro. Like, I'mma leave the grocery cart right there in front of him, and I'm just be lining straight to the exit. Like, what? That's the only thing-
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I don't know about y'all but I'm gonna be comparing our ass hair.
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I'm gonna grab the first item open it up and hand it to him like a bag of chips and then I'm gonna continuously open a bunch of food spread it all around the floor and once he starts eating I'm gonna run
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I would let the gorilla pay
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