Hey, what's up guys? Quick hypothetical. Imagine you're blindfolded, and you're getting the best raw porn star grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmoo-some sloppy-toppy unless you take that blindfold off. It could be anybody. Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-Eleven near your house, or even your uncle's neighbor's fireman's cat. Now the question is, would you take off the blindfold and find out the person or thing behind the stupendous Jimmy Nibbler and risk permanently scarring yourself? Or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed until your spirit hits the sky? Let me know in the comments below.

Thank you for the hypothetical, Mr. Shapiro. Uh, if I was getting the most stupendous, drop-top, hella slop head in the world, I would take the blindfold off because I know my ass would suffer withdrawals if I didn't know who to find for more of that shit, you know?