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I'll be crying if I look like that too bro that's ****** up what they be doing to y'all. I ain't even gonna hold you bro I be saying that's ****** up like bro you probably have the food washed and set you should be fired probably if they ain't cut your shit. **** it up bro it's your life.
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He is him, shut the **** up and let the ***** be
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Dis, please shut the **** up.
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I have never heard such a story but it seems so funny it's just unbelievable
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I heard that theory too, but dammit have you guys ever tasted Chuck E Cheese Pizza? It's so good and they got really good ice cream cake too. I mean whatever they doing, I guess they doing it the right way.
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I heard about that theory too. I think Shane Dawson did a conspiracy theory on it and I was just like what the heck and then he showed the images and I was like okay.
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Nah bro, cause this is not true. Like you're goofy as hell if you think this. Like, no like straight up, no just look. So take your app, you hold on it for a couple seconds, and click delete. And there is how you find it out.
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Man, you sound like you're about 10 years old, so you really need to take your own advice on this one.
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First of all you're like for why are you not in school second of all Austina did I say that it was true I don't think I said that anywhere in that clip and third of a stereo handle because you know I get kids together to come over now
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So I can confirm since I did used to work there like five years ago of that theory is false But yeah I'm very
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Dude, I don't tell you when you're not talking. Austin, whatever the **** your name is, like, You should just go off your *** and make a leak. Aren't you supposed to be scoring? I'm just saying.
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Because it's a freaking Saturday what do you think it is
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The more realistic video game graphics become, the more it proves that we're living in a simulation because If it's possible to make video game graphics appear as if you're in real life, I mean...
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Man get your goofy *** out of here ain't no simulation minimization channel y'all relation
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I mean this makes a lot of sense. If you can make a video game where you actually feel what's going on in the video game, just like when you're in a dream and you actually feel it. So is this all just in our mind? Is this all just some form of projection of reality? Like the video?
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Okay, it's wrong because for one he never said anything about necessarily how how realistic feeling was because there's no game That is very realistic and he was just talking about the realistic of the like actual graphics in this view
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**** up dumb *** ***** you're not woke
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Okay, so I'm guessing that you've never played a virtual reality game where the graphics and everything is so real. When you feel like you're going to fall off a cliff or something, it really feels like that. Or like-
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From what you can see and you also have on headphones so it's like you can hear and see everything that's in the game even though you're not physically there you can feel everything that's going on as if you're there just based off your mind.
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You're in a completely white room you have on the virtual reality glasses and you have on headphones and you are in a whole different place where you can feel here and everything feels so realistic as if you're there but really your body is somewhere else.
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That is a part of how realistic the graphics are. Is it not? Being able to feel? Is it not? Like...
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I send you so much love and light, you beautiful lost soul. May you find peace within your heart.
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I think the fact of us already making video games and trying to simulate everything else is proof that we would eventually simulate life and shit. It already kind of feels like that. It might be true.
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Okay, so there's this crazy theory that the UFOs are actually a distraction so that people don't focus on what's going on around them. And there's also pictures about someone standing next to a UFO that they actually built and that guy actually got killed.
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And I think they sent the UFOs mostly because of the Jeffrey Epstein files.
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I believe you. I believe that theory right there.
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I really think this theory is true because if you think about it every ****** time something else is happening in the world They try to put something crazier in the news so that we pay attention to that Than whatever else is happening.
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I 100% believe that humans originated from plants because if you look at the roots of a plant compared to our lungs or our veins and stuff, they look very similar and I do not think that that is a coincidence.
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Hey, oh, hook me up with the stuff that you smoke, girl.
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Nah, this is real shit though. If you watch anything on Discovery Channel and they break down atoms and shit and where life begins, it always starts with the ******* plants in the soil. Like, that's... that's...
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This is no joke and I feel this is the most accurate response that everyone gave in this sound bite. Yeah, I totally believe what you say.
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So if humans came from plants, how do you explain like body parts? And like thumbs and all the other things like apes have that humans have that doesn't really make sense to me.
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I'm not gonna lie you're lucky I want to Sutton But I'm still like trying to figure out you know
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No because for you honestly and I saw like I I saw a post about it and it was like bro we low-key came from like plans and everything I think like it was just like evolution bro I swear evolution ***** up
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Are you are you like ******* brain dead? Are you ******* dumb if you actually believe this shit? You're a monkey brain smooth as butter brain individual Wait you are so dumb for this shit
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Yo, I completely agree with you bro, like she's on something.
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Well, evolution kind of changed stuff for us to adapt. Like if you go back and look at whales, they had four legs and would walk around on land and as time went on, they lost the legs and just grew fins and that tail of the...
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No, yeah, I totally agree with this like there's so much We have in common with just earth and nature plants like it's like we all won
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The craziest theory I've heard is whenever you have a near-death experience, you get sent to another dimension. That is why there are so many Mandela effects.
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Maybe the reason that happens is because you ended up creating a reality where you could've died, but you stayed on a different reality. But that other reality of you almost dying 100% exists now.
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We live in a simulation and there's been multiple glitches in the matrix. And yeah, we were pretty much like a computer game or video game. I think that's pretty crazy, but maybe it's possible.
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I think just like the fact of technology will always be advancing and eventually AI will be living itself So it's not too hard to believe that shit eventually like it's just gonna simulate what life was before and we're just really in the future
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My grandma told me this Filipino conspiracy theory, it's called Telano Gold, and it's about scams in the Philippines before they were colonized by Spain, and it has to do something with the current president.
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What if Mars was the original Earth, we destroyed it and let aliens live on that planet while we destroy the next one?
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Oh yeah, and I remember that there was this kid who, he actually remembers being from Mars and that there was a whole alien civilization and stuff like that, so that was also a theory I heard.
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For sure it's going to take them so long to try to destroy another planet you know they've been trying to destroy earth for so many years for so long and they haven't done it yet.
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Yeah but they were Rosa Mars saying to be able to see all the civilization coming from aliens
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That's a really good theory because what if all of the the aliens that helped to build the pyramids Came from Mars and then they went back to Mars, but something tragic happened and Mars is now Can't live
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Have you heard of the glitter conspiracy? Allegedly there's this conspiracy that the number one consumer of glitter in the entire world is like top secret and they want their identity kept anonymous. It's a whole glitter conspiracy, look it up.
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I heard of this one before and I'm pretty sure the rumor was it's toothpaste. They put glitter in toothpaste but I don't know why would they do that shit?
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