Let me present my case. This cat has eaten my food, stolen my keys, knocked myself off the counter, and then when I come into the room, she pretends to be nice to me. She rubs upon my legs like, meow, meow, no, you just destroyed my stuff. And now you expect me to feed you? You expect me to feed you? I'm going to! I'm gonna pet you, I don't think you're adorable, but you backstab me over and over again!

But she's just a silly little guy she's she's just a little guy you Gotta be nice to her man just you know it's late

Jail time no but she's clearly bagatelle

I mean, there's like a normal cat behavior, you know, like if you got a cat like you're basically signing Well, what comes with the cat, you know, like you're basically like signed in awful the things that's gonna happen. You know like, bro, it's a cat. It's gonna do cat things.

He deserves a death penalty.

No I don't think this car deserves to be in jail

Okay, but she's a cutie patootie. How are you gonna fight that? Hmm

No it's very cute don't give it prison time please take instead

I have a dog just like that except he just pukes everywhere He eats shit off the floor even trash And today he puked behind the couch behind the chair And now my brother is mattress

Smash. Smash. I'd smash that pussy. That's good.

You know what? I don't think any of that things that the cat does matter because look how beautiful that cat is. Okay, you know, I'm gonna take your cat.