So I accidentally sent my boyfriend someone else's dick. Yeah.

OK so like me and my boyfriend were like hot and heavy texting you know like yeah and I had him saved in my phone as his middle name but his middle name is the same as one of my cousins and so me and him were like going back-and-forth texting or whatever and I accidentally sent one of the nasty text messages to my cousin he's only six but his mom watches his phone and my aunt called me a read the message to me and I shit myself

I think it was something where I was talking to a friend and she was getting on my nerves so I screenshotted the conversation I was having with her and I meant to send it to my other friend and I was like oh my gosh she's so fucking annoying and I like sent it to the same girl that I was talking about and I was like oh crap and she was like oh my gosh like are you talking about me and I was like no no I just accidentally sent that and I had to like play it off It was so funny.

OK when I was in high school I had a crush on this guy has also friends with but he was like dating this girl and the girl hated me so me and my other friend was kind of like talk shit about her because she was like a bitch especially to me like she literally bullied me but it's fine and I accidentally talk shit about her to my crush who is her boyfriend and then I continue to pretend like I was kidding and made the situation completely worse and it was really embarrassing yeah