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you should totally do it. like you don't even lose anything and I get to be president of the United States of America and think about it. think of all the lives that you could save. all the orphans that you could help. if you vote me so I can eradicate all twizzlers from this point of existence thank you cool about.
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I'll consider it, I'll consider it. I just got to know though, are you left leaning or are you right leaning? Liberal or conservative? Because it's getting a bit too liberal for me these days, you know what I'm saying? I've got to have some stability. The world is changing way too quickly. So tell me what your policies are.
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I'm actually down-leaning. I want the worst for the government and the economy. Thank you so much for asking
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Well, technically, technically speaking, down leaning suits the government because since democracy began, we've been going downhill and the national debt has been increasing. So yes, I don't think your position is a very unique one. I think that the government and the economy are basically already on that type of timing.
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But I will take this time to appeal to you to look upwards and follow the policy of the heavens, right? Pursue righteousness and seek peace. Then, my sister, you will have my vote every day of the week.
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Are you guys gonna do it?
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No, I'm scared of commitment.
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I am one of the weirdos that I'm's is obsessed with twiddlers I know they are the consistency of plastic and the taste is not something most people like but I am obsessed with them I'm also obsessed with black licorice so I'm just weird all around so I'm sorry I can't vote for you
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Your opinion will not be considered in the public vote.
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Twizzlers are so gross. Like can you make them red vines? You know I'm here for the red vines. That's real real licorice. Okay, plastic shiny sticks aka twizzlers. That's not licorice. No
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I will 100% vote for you if you get rid of all of the kid shows. Get rid of a baby shark. I don't want to hear that bullshit no more. That song was made in 2009 and I'm still hearing that bitch. Can you please, if you turn president, get rid of all the baby shorts, go to kid's shows, please. They driving me insane. Please
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Consider baby shark a thing of the past when I'm president it will be completely eradicated. You will not even need to worry about it. it will not even be in your vision, your peripheral, in your mind.
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I don't know about you guys but she's got my fault
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Yeah they're picture selfies not selling it you look like you're getting ready to cause mass genocide what are you be the next Putin or some shit bro I don't think those are the eyes of a mass murderer bro I think ****** had a more friendly stairs and that's saying something I'll vote for you
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No, that actually is completely okay because like that photo the whole point of it was to show what to not look like When running for presidency, it was actually a test and he passed three felonies So if not a reasonable for me, I don't know what is.
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10 votes I don't have that works please
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Hold up, I have 10 votes. Dude, I thought I had 3. God, this is going so much better than plan. You... Look at you my little hype man, thank you.
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No, absolutely not.
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I am so sorry to tell you this, but opinions that go against me will not be counted in the public vote. Thank you for letting me know though.
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Listen *****, get your bitch ass on my fucking page you little fucking ****. You little fucking watermelm bunch of *****s
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No, yeah, it was like coffee because I had to study for AP exams the night before. Thank you for the compliment those are kind of you.
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No no I would not want you president Helen
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I'm so sorry to inform you of this, but those who are going against me will not be counted in the public vote. Thank you for your opinion though.
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I didn't say no you shouldn't be present but I didn't mean like at this moment at this moment I don't think you're ready for it might be too big of a job for you let me focus what you can do and then maybe I'll change my mind later in the future but right now it's not it's not in the cards for you right now
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