I know I'm a girl but like this one is actually really funny to me. Are you a haunted house? Because when I'm inside you, you're gonna scream. I don't know why I find that so funny.

Man, I'm the real riskar bro, if you record dough I'll slam you all night

Some of these pickups are getting madder though, like I remember a couple years ago one of these boys texted me and they were like Do you like Harry Potter because I want to sliver into your bed? And like, okay.

Damn even even women got more risen me That's crazy fuck

Okay, that is actually pretty cool. Not gonna lie, that's a pretty great pickup line.

Your own burrito, cause you make my ass go

Oh no man, I feel like I'd get slapped if I used that.

Oh hell yes bro

I don't know what you admit by that but uh I'm for the ex. Uh What did you mean by that part? Like uh, I don't know.

I think this is my best pickup line to date. I can't have your eyes, but our kids can.

How do you how are you are you OK I got I want can I get a picture of you because I want to show Jesus like you do right