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It's been a while since I've had a, you know, a juice, a breakfast battle. This is going to be the juice edition. Is it apple juice? Is it orange juice? Really simple. Who's taking it down? For me, Apple hits just in so many different circumstances. I think it's the better, stronger player. But there's something about fresh squeezed that, you know, you can't, you can't strike out. Like you can just never strike it out. So it's going to be Apple, but it is going to be a seven game series. That's all I gotta say.
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No the first squeeze OJ for sure apple juice is cool I think apple juice could be more for lunch but OJ is just an official verified breakfast drink fresh especially when it's freshly squeezed
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I do agree Mike, thank you for clarifying. In terms of breakfast battle specifically, I can see where OJ is the verified player there. I get it. I 100% get it. I guess Apple Juices versatility does come in non-breakfast formats and you know maybe I gotta take a a few points off on that.
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I'm not voting because I'm not gonna pick either of these I'm gonna pick cactus juice that is my favorite cactus juice any type of cactus juice it's just so good
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I'm not gonna lie, I did have prickly pear when I was in college in AZ and it was so delay, like that hit different on like so many other levels Pixie. That was like a, that was like you're playing hockey when it's like you were getting ready for baseball, like that's just how different it is of a player in the space, but it's definitely, it's definitely not easy to find. a big negative for it.
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Orange juice tastes like piss. Am I wrong about that? I mean, not that it tastes like piss, but... Fuck, delete, delete, delete.
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Shit, I actually meant apple juice. I love orange juice. Now I really do want to delete that But I feel like it'll be weird and creepier if I do delete it So I'm gonna leave it for posterity, but just for the record. It's It's apple juice that I think tastes like piss.
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Yeah, I mean it does have piss-like qualities and I've heard the argument that you cannot eat drink it unless it's ice cold and that's like you shouldn't be able to have a beverage under those circumstances, you should be able to drink a beverage at any temperature. So yeah, that's all I'll say to that reply.
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I've seen so many of these soundbites asking which one is better Apple orange juice and I Mean I'm gonna choose orange juice. It's just the one that I buy all the time but like what is up with all that?
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Tally up a new breakfast battle since like the dawn of sound bites but you know everybody's just trying to copy your boy but I get it orange juice is the I appreciate you and your opinion.
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You know man, even though I prefer apple juice, in the morning you need them vitamin Cs. Vitamin C, it's all about orange juice. I put you Singapore, no vitamins lada
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Yeah, John, you know, I can respect that Apple juice is a versatile player, but you know, maybe it's not in the breakfast game, you know, because there's something about vitamin C that just it sets you up for the day, right? You got to be poised to be set up for success. And I think Orange Juice just does that a little bit better.
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I'm gonna have to go with orange juice. It just feels like the breakfast drink. Apple juice is, I feel like you can drink apple juice anytime. It's just juice, but orange juice specifically, that is the breakfast drink. So, yeah, orange juice.
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Yeah, the breakfast battle really put me in a conundrum there. You know, I know Apple's a good player, but if we're talking strictly breakfast, you're right. Orange Juice is probably superior. It's probably what people think of first. And no matter how versatile a player you are, I think you have to give it up to champions of their league. So yeah, I think you might be right. orange might have it actually.
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