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Since no one is talking about it right now, I'm gonna say we have all masturbated in a target before and if you say you didn't you're lying.
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What this is exactly why I don't like Americans man you lot need to go fucking die
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Right, Americans are so fucking stupid.
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Exactly mate, fucking exactly. Thank you.
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Hey man, just forward after this we could go get a fat ass burger and go fucking eat ourselves to death in a fucking overweight country and after that maybe we could take an AK-47 and shoot up a few schools because it's the American way.
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What the fuck is a target?
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Thanks, fuck man. Finally sunk on this and you ain't like the fucking Americans man, they had a bunch of fucking tools. Master baiting in a fucking target. Oh for fuck's sake man.
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Who the heck is we? We the people of the United States? Who's we, your family? I would never do that. You would have to do it alone, not with people around you. That's disgusting!
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exactly
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Walmart's better. It's a little dirtier. Makes you feel more excited. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, I definitely know what you mean.
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I'm not gonna lie bro let's be real we all have done it at school or you feel me like you were just so horny class usually had to be like a I'm going to the restroom and he's beat your meat like we all did it
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Bro what? Who is us? We all? I don't think so. I don't think so.
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Yeah, who is us bro? I never do that bro. Who is us? That's a you problem. That's not a us problem
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Look, no offence, yeah, I don't get hair when I get ya. I'm not noshing one off in Asda, bruv. Look, that's not how it works. You wait till you get home. You know what I mean? Or in the car park at least, bruv. Have some decency. There's children in that building.
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I ain't gonna lie bruh. Fuck them kids.
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I mean, I wouldn't say yeah go for it, but you do you man, you do you. And just let me know what prison's like.
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Why are you shaking? Why are you suddenly getting a fucking injury? And that's what you're probably saying Well, I just like...
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On behalf of all Americans, I apologize.
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Don't get it twisted. I'm just apologizing that you had to see that. That won't change the damn fact that I'm still doing it.
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So now I wanna know what I'll got you off.
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And the one of my town is open 24-7 you can just stand there forever a $20 bill last you a weekend there my boy Let me tell ya.
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Girl what the hell are you even talking about? We know what you've just done and we're still trying to figure out where it was. Target? Is that a shop?
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Damn girl, you wild as hell! Anyways, call me.
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Why does it look like my phone battery? Hahaha Kaishi zu top!
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