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The only one that is sick and tired of going on dates and people that look nothing like their pictures no I don't know what this is about people that lie about their pictures like they Photoshop stuff they do angles but I am so tired of going on dates and meeting a new person I'm like this is not the person I met in a crazy thing you'll be on the phone having a good conversation and they know they're lying the last person went on a date with which was like a week ago OK she look nice right and then I go on a date and she had the biggest head and is crazy because she knew she had a big head because all the angles on a picture of her like I made her hair look normal but I was like her hair is huge now I have nothing against huge head of people but I would like to know that in advance and also she was didn't look a lot like her photos it was like she didn't have it if nothing was the same really Like what is going on and it's like the third woman I've been on a date with where they don't like their photos they using angles what are these people think it's like guys that say oh I'm 6 foot and you meet them and they're 57 do you think we're gonna like magically like you it's like this is the longest sound by the road but how do you guys feel about people that live on the phones are you tired of it I sick of it is it lying is it is that a red flag
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I don't know. At some point, I think if you keep going through this with people, you should ask to video chat with them before you even waste your time. I'm just saying.
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Yeah I mean do you know what's crazy is that you're 100% right and the crazy thing is when you ask the video chat they ghost I think I think the last gorilla ass ass woman asked to video chat literally stop responding I said this is crazy
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Bro that would've gave me my answer right then and there for real no he'll not keep putting pressure on his headphones
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Listen, when you said keep putting pressure on these heifers, I laughed out loud. Let me tell you something, I'm gonna keep putting pressure on them because the ones online ain't the ones in the street. Let me tell you, it's a different crop online, the regular women is in the streets, okay?
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Dude, it's simple. You video call them first.
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Ah, the old make my head look smaller filter. Works every time.
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It's 100% a lie and it's surprising how often men do it, like... but it's often like 50 year old men trying to fuck 30 year olds that do that. It's just gross. EWWWWW!
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