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It's been a little while. Does anyone know if Shakira's hips have told a lie at all? I'd be surprised if they can keep up that record of pure honesty.
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My brother actually dated a girl named Shakira, and once I went to get my haircut, and I guess my hairstylist had just gotten a new dog, and I mentioned my brother's girlfriend, and she just goes, That'd be a good name for a dog!
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Also, I don't know, did Shakira's hips do her taxes? But I'm boom!
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How dare you? Shakira's hips would never lie.
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