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The alien apocalypse has arrived and your only means of survival is to smother yourself with cheese to escape detection. Which cheese would it be?
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Is the stickiness of the cheese a factor? Because if it falls off and I die, then I would want something that's really clingy, like maybe American or Velveeta, instead of something crumbly that would fall off immediately.
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And see, this is an important consideration when we're talking about the apocalypse and actually surviving it, which is why I felt like pourable Velveeta might be the best choice in this regard.
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I feel like Velveeta also has that additional kind of like- Velveeta's not going bad anytime soon. If you have to wear this, you know, cheese blanket and you're wearing a cheese like mozzarella, that's gonna mold in like two days, you're gonna be miserable. Velveeta's basically plastic.
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And see, you've hit on another really important consideration. Shelf life. How long will the alien apocalypse last? I think that we should put you in charge of something in case this happens.
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That choice just probably saved your life while everyone else is dying because he chose a different type.
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Blue cheese.
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That seems like a solid choice to me. I was going to go for sliced American just because I thought that would look cool.
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One of the reason I choose blue cheese, it is because perhaps the aliens are blue. So hence blue cheese.
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Camouflage. This is an excellent idea I hadn't considered. We might survive this apocalypse after all.
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I mean, are we actually gonna get to enjoy this? Are we just smothering ourselves with it? I'm gonna say Gouda. Gouda sounds good right now.
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Gouda seems like an excellent choice. I considered mozzarella because it's slippery and then realized Velveeta because you can melt it for the victory and yeah of course you could enjoy the cheese right like once it's applied
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These are the top things you need to do to survive the alien apocalypse. Number 1. Use blue cheese. This is actually a hack.
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This man seems like a professional and we should listen to him. And blue cheese is delicious. So better safe than sorry. If the aliens happen to eat us, at least we can make a cheeseburger first.
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Step number 52. If you have no blue cheese, do not use ranch. If you use ranch, this will happen to you. Like for part 2.
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If I don't have to like it, I'd say cheese whiz. Easy to apply.
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This is an excellent option, and you're correct about application, and then to consider that congratulations, now you're a walking nacho. So if you've got tortilla chips, how could you possibly go wrong in the apocalypse?
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What kind of cheese would I be covering myself in? What kind of fucking question is this? The only answer that comes to my mind is dick cheese because this is just a joke. Obviously. Just like my response.
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Mmm, cottage cheese. All over me.
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Easy to apply and effective. I think you're going to make it!
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mozzarella
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I'm gonna say beer cheese, yeah.
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Beer cheese is always a solid choice. Good plan.
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