To answer my own question, I'm literally going Japanese. They have everything that I need. Like, I can eat Japanese for every day for the rest of my life and not complain because I can eat something different every time, but that's just me.
Wait, if people didn't invent fried chicken, who invented fried chicken chickens? I don't think so. Just saying. Fried chicken is a human invention, isn't it? What is it from another planet? I don't understand.