What did the fish say when he ran into the wall Damn

Did you know that diarrhea runs in your family? It's because it runs in your genes.

Oh, that's for me then. I'll let you be. I'm loving this ride. It's smooth like a bingo. Smooth like the antinus. What happens when we drink it? I'm not gonna lie. You got me speechless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because they dead. They're stupid.

What is cutting board see you tonight what stroking

I said to someone and they didn't like it alright, that's the key part, they didn't like it I would tell your dog a joke about sheep but they've already heard it and they said no that's shit and I put I guess I was barking up the wrong tree and then they put that's so bad and I put yeah it was pretty rough so

Um, I had a pretty good joke I played on my friend where I like I killed his dog it's pretty corny