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I roast my ass, make a creative first photo, stupid second photo, something better, but like I didn't want to put fucking effort into it.
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Nah, I'm white and I'm blank. If I looked up Caucasian in the dictionary... Oh my lord.
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No offense taken this is actually funny as shit not gonna lie
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But like you're way too Shouldn't you be like offended or something
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Damn deal I knew yo ass was white from your voice that's crazy but you look normal normally stupid
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Was it not apparent that I was very Caucasian from my voice and also I know I'm stupid bro like I've already said that many times 6 inches from the mirror bro it's like it's it's it's obvious
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I'm not bro but I see I know my I know my car when I see it I know my kind dad I'll be labeling him like that because you know that he's a black American please
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But you like to you like typical gamer, bro Oh I mean you don't look I know I can't lie to you like this, bro. You look awful. You look awful like I'm sorry, but You like Mickey Mouse brother midi mouse You look like a good mother got a mushroom goddamn
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Honestly that Mickey Mouse one kind of hurt my feelings a bit and I'll go lie but yeah I know I totally agree with you I'm not gonna lie I just look absolutely terrible in all the photos that I take so she's like yeah
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Why does Elijah if you don't we're still cousin for girls name
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The main difference between me and Jeffrey Dahmer is that I'm not gay and I don't kill people or eat people So Yeah, also Jeffrey Dahmer's glasses were circles like nothing they weren't fucking ovals or whatever the fuck the shape of my glasses are So there's there's another reasoning why Why we're not similar So.
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Yeah I like I like gay but I still eat people
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Will you like one of those kids who just be sitting around and talking about anime and you know who's around
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Ha that's why you're wrong I don't watch anime
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Siri tell me you can you get no hoes at all
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You probably wish you could be in the Dream SMP.
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Bro fuck dream man dude is just a dick on the fucking max level dude I hate dream with a burning passion like bro is fucking ugly too like I am ugly and open god damn
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Way bro it is a fucking don't know who but you're not slick need to John Hill Road do you slick roads Gilbert like we know him but you're not you don't need to bring a speaker
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The fuck is Jonah Hill I got no goddamn clue who that is The fuck
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You look like Sid the sloth and also you look whiter than Snow you look like you got your arm cheeks filled with something and you guys are trying too hard for the ladies evenly gotten you look like you eat moldy cheese were living in you look like you live in your life and you look like you look like Nicko Nick avocado and then you look like Mickey Mouse the clubhouse but you to fart on Mickey to finally be you so
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What the fuck have those shits didn't even make sense first of all second of all Sid the sloth I get because my friend pisses me off so much because of how much he points out the fact that one guy is like slightly lower than the other one or like slightly more slanted or something so it just pisses me off
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Oh you Shaberle going to marry me all your shit just like is that a quick April or May you say but you like is that if it assumes I will ask her for food and we use a boy you better know that hit Alabama you say you'll stick as I about bullshit take it in a snicker in a pick up but I'm only at a boy
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OK I guess I can't even likes anything to those that's just too fucking funny
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I was just joking, I ain't go a lot of y'all feel real bad, but like, yeah, I was just joking, I had to roast you, I mean, you did tell me to roast you, so I had to roast you, my fucking G.
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No I wanna know I asked for it bro you're good I was just laughing at your flag cause I was just like dude that was like that was fucking funny
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But it looks like he get abused with his fireless tennis racket.
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I got not a damn clue what that is but I don't get abuse at all well actually no I do get abused on the daily by like one of my friends but other than that no no abuse and plus he doesn't use that he uses his hands like a real man
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