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Do you have any deal breakers for a hotel room? Like if it's haunted, if it has a cockroach, if it doesn't have a nice machine, um, what are some of the amenities that are like important to you? Because like, you know, you're sleeping there, right? You're like potentially exposing your vulnerable self to, you know, some weirdos. And we've all stayed at wild hotels. But like, what's something where it's just like, either immediate checkout or immediate upgrade for you guys? For me, it's definitely a cockroach. I see one of those big water bugs. I'm out. I am out. Give me the presidential suite after that. You know what I'm saying?
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Ain't a lot if I got cost rose. I'm leaving that be I'm think I'm bruh I'm leaving But if it's haunted bro, I'm just gonna fall asleep, bro I ain't gonna lie like I like you get you in this bad ghost or you could just Just slowly close the door Just close the door if you head out.
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Just close the door if you had now. Turn off the lights. Just like don't bother me I'm trying to get my eight hours of Z's man. Nobody's gonna come between me and my REM sleep not even you Casper
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You said the first one, if it's haunted I'm not staying there, I don't need Casper the friendly ghost playing with my feet or anything like that.
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It's crazy to me how people like go stay at haunted hotels for fun like as a joke or like as a ha ha It's like what I want to be on vacation not like freaked out
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It can't be dirty. Like, like, I just can't know. Like, if there's bugs, if there's dirt, if there's whatever, but no. No.
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See it's a fine line pixie obviously everybody's dirt tolerance and or Bug tolerance is different. I think most people's bug tolerance is one but if not, right like what's dirty because like it's obvious when people don't dust but it's just like Come on. You're not even gonna vacuum And we're gonna fold the sheets. I'm gonna change the sheets That stuff's all gross.
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I would sleep in the dirtiest room ever, but like I don't care if there's like cum stains on the walls or anything. As soon as I see like a cockroach or like bed bugs, I am out. I am leaving. I am burning down the hotel as a matter of fact.
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So what is it with bugs? Like why are bugs the deal breaker? I feel like most people agree with you and most people are in that boat, but it's like like why does it matter if it's dirty but not but no bugs like why is that okay?
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Definitely fucking cockroaches cockroaches is a dealbreaker it is any hotel that has cockroaches literally as a trashcan I just didn't know what it is I'm sleeping in in in in in a trashcan Yes because I can do it like a little soap and Bibles in you know maybe bit now bedbugs dealbreaker to accept a hotel with bedbugs see if I can kill me years ago but yeah bedbugs and roaches
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I mean, I'm aligned on the bugs, but here's the thing, most people will rent an apartment that has cockroaches and it's like okay, but not your hotel? I don't know. I have a lot of questions around people being okay with dust but not okay with bugs.
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How'd you say haunted so casually like that? Is that a good thing? Do people just like come across haunted hotels?
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Yes absolutely if you see a stain sheets dealbreaker if you see love the place dirty dealbreaker bugs everywhere dealbreaker if it's in a hood dealbreaker if it's like $20 to say they're dealbreaker
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Gonna check those sheets for you to ink clean, nope.
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