Hey, you want to lose weight? Well, this is what you got to do. You got to smoke crack. Smoke that shit on daily basis. Smoke that shit every single day. Hell, maybe twice a day. And then once you see you start burning fat and all that weight starts coming off, you just got to stop. Quit. Why? You scared? You scared you're gonna be addicted to a little bit of crack? No, man, you ain't got no self-control. That's why your ass can't lose weight.