Yesterday the waitress asked me if I wanted a box for my leftovers. I told her nah but I'll wrestle you for em.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha why was six scared of seven because seven ate nine ha ha ha ha

Like a boxing ring. I see that.

No I meant this is good again I might have to hire you to write me a few die jokes man I don't know where are you getting these from or you Google anise be honest be honest mart these are pretty good I'm not gonna lie

What always begins with W and ends with T

My dick used to be in the Guinness World Records and that lasted until the library and told me to take it out.

Technically, if they ask you if you want your leftovers over in a box or a plate, you say don't cross your fingers while you cross the street. because that's bringing bad intentions.

Oh fuck I don't think I could speak, may I ask, what´s going on? Money in my possum. Moneyback, no money applicable or nothing, I hear somebody saying that. All salty, does it know I´m a sw bob dough cutter, stupid? "'Minyproduct," he said, that Ugh, just shut up. Probably just a dumb dumb, I told it that. Ah fuck that much. They could hurt it, anyway. But just get into the J- parter. They're talking about jerks. They're here anyway, just talking about fuckin´. Fuckit.