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It's me and my boy Johnny Johnny Parkington you know we were always chopping it up I'm always cooking him and I always cook them like bacon All right but what's the hardest that you've ever left with your BFF
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At 3 AM this morning John pork was found dead in a local river people nearby the river spotted John Parks body floating His friend said they not picking up any of his calls and said they didn't mean to go this far
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No, no, no! John! John! My Johnny boy! John Porky! Cinnamon weave.
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Man, all you had to do was pick up the fucking call. if not he wouldn't have time so this is your phone
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The real John purchase felt like he didn't have anyone like nobody was answering the phone and he just felt alone like that's really their fault
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Drnoonion
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No Canvas said. Oh, look at his pee, man. He deserved better.
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No my daddy who's my best friend for five years I guess but I don't know what he had to go man
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No Johnny instead
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Put got put in a pet
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No
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So listen this happened way back when I was in like fuck in elementary school so it is winning the swinging on this right when he was sweet sweet heart he fell on his ass rest at 11 like a perfect This is stupidity
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Duke, then say you!
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Videos how do you say any sound like the tennis from
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First of all that'll look like no pork bitch that was a Peppa Pig
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I appreciate the enunciation of every of every of every proper noun you're just like Peppa Pig and I appreciate you for that
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Yeah, you're right. I can agree with you on that. and that ain't no John Port, that's a Peppa Pig.
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Please tell me why you're talking like that OK like please tell me why because I don't understand like why are you talking like that
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Hi please tell me what you're talking about shut your fucking mouth
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Why do you care about the way I'm talking? Why does it matter to you? I don't... I don't know, it's... Cause it's the way I talk? I mean, you sound like a basic white girl. I'm not shitting on you for that now, am I?
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What do you care about the way I'm talking why do you care about the way I'm talking it does not matter you
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Do you know back in my day me and my friends we mix drugs and everybody would pay us out and when we wake up we all must learn false after death
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eu
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Nothing, because I have no friends.
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I am girl who hurt you
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bunching
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Your friend John is ugly as fuck! Attempt to log off and you too! Whoa, get off this app.
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Well he looks like a Roblox character Good night right like you know what I'm talking about that round head
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Hey so it sounds like you were trying to make a funny joke but nobody was laughing so you just like servicing random shit that like sound funny but was it
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