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Okay, send me your best pick-up line and I'll rate it 1 out of 10.
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My God Please let me fuck please please please please please please I haven't had pussy in years please Please let me fuck please please please please Please please please please Oh my gosh, please.
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uh um i hope you're okay
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Do you know CPR? Cause you just took my breath away.
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okay that's a 9 out of 10 just cuz I like the sound effects at the end
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Are you a transformer or are you just trans changing form
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Him to be honest I did not understand the pick up line so that's gonna be three out of 10 three for effort you know
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Oh you always know what a transformer is the cars that transform and I said are you translate transgender and you're changing your form meaning that you're becoming a man or a man becoming a woman it wasn't really a pick up line but I'll take
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Only did OK thank you thank you for the information
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No but like if you actually want one your breasts kind of remind me of Mount Rushmore because my face should be among them
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um did I don't know how to feel about it
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Girl, we all know DEMO you're underage. You sound like you're 10. Please stay off this app because we know demo on that photo that's not you.
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Yeah I know right she's under age man used to earn a TC to some guy that she is 19 and stuff I'm like no you look like you're 12
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Man City drew a rapper you know fucking now
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How big is me Filipino that are born in the Philippines because they sound different
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Like not everyone is used to talking ghetto and deep, you know?
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We sound different because we are from different places I think that's common sense in it
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Yo Adam talk deep I don't have a deep voice man
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I mean you're pretty Norbert why am I alive I don't deserve to be alive why can't I just end it right and I'm ugly fucking hate myself 10 out of 10
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We're like Nike McDonald's. because you're loving it and I'm doing it.
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okay that's a 10 out of 10 no explanation
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Hey! My name is Microsoft! Can I crash at your place to... NOOOOOO!
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Are you Twinkie? Cause I can fill you up with my cream.
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Are you titanic? Because you may be big, but I can split you in half in the middle of the night.
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Oh I give that a five out of 10 because it's too complicated I don't get it
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OK after like an hour I finally get it you actually get a 10 out of 10
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Are you fucking L bozo
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Are you a Twinkie? Because I can fill you up, you know?
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OK that made me blush it's gonna be nine out of 10
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Yeah I got my raise like that you know
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