Okay, so give me your best pick up line. This is mine. They say dating is a numbers game. So can I have yours?

Yeah I know weatherman but you could expect a couple inches tonight just a couple of just a few centimeters

I'm a fuck you like that don't fucking out fucking talk

Are you at school cause I'm trying to shoot some kids up and you sit on my face

I'm not a rapper, all my spit on this dick sound like I'm gargling, make them bust three nugs is the task My panties stuck in my ass So I pour them down and show him the pearl

I ain't gonna do this shit cuz pick up my own do not work at all But if you were the son and I was the mom, I'm trying to get to your light.

Smash.

So my face key

That shitty pick-up line, I get the getting wood achievement every time I see you. But it's a small tree, because you know.

I may not be Rapunzel, but you can still pull my hair. That was so bad.

They say Stella's are beautiful like you