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It was so crazy Alyssa I low-key just lost like 2 feet I got a think I just became like I don't even know like the math behind a be like 4 feet something
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That's crazy bro.
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Yeah, it's crazy. So like settle my fate
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I have a husband bro. Sorry to say. For you. Thank you.
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See when you taking a shower in soccer there's still a goalkeeper but you're still gonna shoot your shot so I'm sure my shot sit on my ass
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Bro, A plus for effort. I appreciate it, you know. You seem very nice, but sorry.
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It's good cause you can suck while standing up she not I mean jellybean
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Medicine it love but tall guys the fuck I can't get on my knees to kiss him in like no
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I agree, I love me a tall giraffe that I can just climb up on.
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There are no guys taller than me and also I'm a lesbian so...
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Well, I hope you find yourself a very tall, beautiful woman. Men kind of suck anyway, so I don't even blame you.
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My phone is officially waterproof. Huh? Uh-huh. Tsk, tsk, tsk. A
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Ah ha ha ha! Yeah, I feel you.
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Also, you sound really pretty. Can I like, suck your dick backwards? Like your name says? Please, bro. I'm desperate.
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I mean I hate to say it but I am kind of a tall girl so like I can't really I just feel like it wouldn't work out you know I mean
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If you don't mind throwing a couple inches my way, I would really appreciate it, but I'm 5'2 over here, so... So, help a girl out?
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I'm not even gonna lie, I think I could only spare like an inch. Like I don't, I think I'm maybe like an inch. I can get you to a good five-three.
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That's fine. Anything's appreciated. I'll take the crumbs off the floor. I don't care.
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Hey for you, I'll be whatever you want me to be. I'll be Mario without the mushroom and Mario with the mushroom like you talking about.
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bitch fuck your husband what's the word
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Yo yo yo, I love my husband
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Now you're right, but then what the fuck are these for? Yeah, my bad bro. I love you. What the fuck?
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