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What's one combination that you think shouldn't be on pizza? For me it's mushrooms. They taste fucking gross. I don't know who decides to put them on pizza, but they're fucking crazy for that.
Before real pineapple on pizza isn't even that bad though like like I know it's a furlong pizza but it is sweet and savory like you can't be mad at that
I completely forgot that was the fucking thing. People get that get that shit on their pizza. Something's fucking wrong with them. They have no good taste. Fuck that shit. Fuck anchovies, fuck mushrooms, fuck pineapples.
Yeah I'll tell you when one good pizza combination is a pepperoni pizza your mom and a mattress preferably a bed you know that that's always a good night
Facts bro, facts. There's nothing like getting a pizza with your mom on it and a nice firm mattress to plow her on, you know. It just hits pretty good.
Yeah, usually though, I put like, um, like I burn infants, like alive on a cross, and then I do a blood ritual and I actually summon Satan, who then grinds up their carcasses and puts them on pizza. So that's pretty good.
I feel like that's the only right way to bake a pizza, you know. You gotta get all the fucking ashes in there too. Because of that extra flavor, you know?