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I stepped on glass, that sure was painful as fuck.
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I rode down a hill at night time on my bike and I flipped off into someone's driveway
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I got in a fight with a fat kid over a Twinkie
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I won.
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Um, so like back in third grade my artistier told me to draw something realistic So I drew a minion with a penis on it and it was like butt naked and I showed my whole class and I I got in trouble for apparently drawing nudity, which I never did. It was realistic, bitch. Like.
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So like in like third grade like I kind of made up a lie that me and my friend saw killer clown and then the cops came and interrogated mean like because they thought that somebody was at the school and we went on lockdown
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I ate a pop tart straight out the microwave
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Don't you put them in the freezer you fucking idiot man oh my days What the fuck put in the microwave supreme and put it in your phone lock the door
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When I was younger I sprayed my brother in the face with WD-40 Karen's eyes I thought the big red button wouldn't like to have the WD-40 come out
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I have two, the one time that I peed in my arms when I made, or the time where I smeared shit all over my brother's wall because he wouldn't pick up my dog's poop.
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Did she drink it though
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Who is poop was it did you like take some shit out of the fucking toilet it's me your own shit as well
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She definitely drank it. It was traumatizing. And it was my dogs.
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