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What would you do if a crackhead challenge to do a sword fight at 3 AM outside the fucking 7-Eleven and he didn't have a sword and he said you have to find your own weapon in the next 10 seconds or he's killing you what would you do
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I don't need a weapon. I just want to fight a crackhead to be honest.
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Listen all you need to do in the situation is going to the 7-Eleven grab a breadstick or really anything shove it up his ass hole trust me trust me on
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OK so I take everything literally and I was literally thinking through the situation and first you would have to pants and then you would have to pull down his underwear like how is he staying still there all this what you how
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And he's absolutely not staying still if you're trying to shove something up his butt hole like
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Just teasing teasing real quick
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I pull the coke out of my pocket. I say, we doing this? We taking a bump first to get warm and ready. I let him take the first bump. Those who know, that she got 10 times recommended dose of fentanyl in it. them on the spot.
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I am probably call please I don't know
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Wish the police could pull up at 10th second, that'd be nice.
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All I Gotta do is give him more crack and he's done and I'm out and I'm going to bed because it's fucking 3 AM
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I'd use a sticker at Takedo, whichever one I find first.
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Told the whole fucking story him
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I thought you meant some other kind of sword fight dude.
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