What would you do if a crackhead challenge to do a sword fight at 3 AM outside the fucking 7-Eleven and he didn't have a sword and he said you have to find your own weapon in the next 10 seconds or he's killing you what would you do

I don't need a weapon. I just want to fight a crackhead to be honest.

Grab a Glock 45 and challenge him to a gun fight and then, fool for bringing sword to a gun fight

Listen all you need to do in the situation is going to the 7-Eleven grab a breadstick or really anything shove it up his ass hole trust me trust me on

I pull the coke out of my pocket. I say, we doing this? We taking a bump first to get warm and ready. I let him take the first bump. Those who know, that she got 10 times recommended dose of fentanyl in it. them on the spot.

I am probably call please I don't know

All I Gotta do is give him more crack and he's done and I'm out and I'm going to bed because it's fucking 3 AM

I'd use a sticker at Takedo, whichever one I find first.

Told the whole fucking story him

I'm gonna like pull out my lawn meat eat it and don't be like this this work and think about like 00 wow it's so long that I can't even like my sword can't compare to that

I thought you meant some other kind of sword fight dude.