I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Alright, so the story is totally, be attention right? One time I put a piece on the oven and you won't believe what fucking happened man. It was fucking crazy. It came out fucking perfect. I know it's fucking delicious.

I was working at Little Caesars. I am out in the back room. Anyway, I was working at Little Caesars and I dropped the pizza out the window. He slid out of the box and the bitch got mad and yeah.

Either of those she looks like a good fucking do our fucking trade loser loser bitch in

That's so funny I'm laughing my balls up.

Motherfucker you should be happy bro do you just technically removed all races from the world I swear I just turned something white into something black bro that's a perfect way to describe Michael Jackson my boy

Finally, I found her relaxing time with my friend coolers

I got something funny. Yo pizza. You know what you can't eat? Yo pizza. Thanks for the ****. Yeah, that's your bargain to me.

When I press on like oh my cousin tell me right and my friend I want to my friends house and there was a party and she got is a pizza basically I took a **** and I was on the toilet for five hours

First the first and last time I'm taking a poop in the bathroom I was taking a poop and it popped and the girl at the store next to me was trying so hard not to laugh and bro when I tell you were being so long so self

Man that shit blacker than me what the fuck on all that shit back of your mom's pussy what the fuck is going on you by that bitch is going to scramble apart